Screw Nicholas Cage, the human who calls himself Jack Sparrow is the sexiest creature on Earth.
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A Great Deal
Affiliating Myself With A Royal Court
Making Myself At Home On A Different Alternia Not Get Destroyed By the Ravages Of Sgrub
Never A Dull Moment
Affili8ing yourself with the royal court? Euuuuuuuurgh. Why would you try to get all chummy with a 8unch of uptight, 8orderline insuffera8le high 8loods?
Organizing a party with my moirail and planning a visit to my ancestor’s ship. Never a dull moment here, either.